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Funny Kid Birth Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Kid Birth" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I'm not a scene kid. I'm not an emo kid. I'm not a goth kid. I'm not a punk kid. I'm not a preppy kid. I'm not a smart kid. I'm not a popular kid. I'm not a label. I'm Me.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie...
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My greatest regret? Well, she knows who she is...if I could change one thing about myself, it would be to lose the bimbo attractor chip that God must have placed in me at birth.
Kid Rock
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Joan Rivers
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If I die today the last thing you remember won't, Be about some apple bottom jeans with the boots with the fur, Baby how I dream of being free since my birth.
Kid Cudi
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Here's to my birth marking the last minute you ever had to yourself.
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That awkward moment when a 10 year old kid says; When I was a kid.
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I was born in Philadelphia, I lived in New Jersey for a short time, and then I moved to England, when I was a kid. And then, I recently moved to L.A. I'm American by birth, and English by accent. I grew up just outside London, in Surrey.
Lauren Cohan
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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