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Funny Lazyin Heaven Quotes & Sayings
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If the Lord should bring a wicked man to heaven, heaven would be hell to him; for he who loves not grace upon earth will never love it in heaven
Christopher Love
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Heaven would indeed be heaven if lovers were there permitted as much enjoyment as they had experienced on earth
Giovanni Boccaccio
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The trouble with kingdoms of heaven on earth is that they're liable to come to pass, and then their fraudulence is apparent for all to see. We need a kingdom of heaven in Heaven, if only because it can't be realized.
Malcolm Muggeridge
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Ask, heaven, heaven, is there room for me? Cause I believe, that's where you'll be. Waiting for me, at the end of a stairway to heaven.
Chico DeBarge
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Joy to the world, the Lord is come! Let earth receive her King; Let every heart, prepare Him room, and Heaven and nature sing, and Heaven and nature sing, and Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing.
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Because the church doesn't really have heaven on its mind, it tends to be self-indulgent, self-centered, weak, and materialistic. Our present comforts consume too much of our thoughts, and if we're not careful, we inevitably end up inventing wrong fantasies about heaven - or thinking very little of heaven at all.
John Macarthur
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The angels taken collectively are called heaven, for they constitute heaven; and yet that which makes heaven in general and in particular is the Divine that goes forth from the Lord and flows into the angels and is received by them.
Emanuel Swedenborg
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Good news from heaven the angels bring, Glad tidings to the earth they sing: To us this day a child is given, To crown us with the joy of heaven.
Martin Luther
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Heaven, I'm in heaven...heaven...heaven...
John Coffey
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Heaven is neither here nor there to me. Everywhere and nowhere. Just not in between, But I believe in Heaven.
James Russell Lowell
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You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.
Tracy Morgan
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Don't aim at any impossible heroisms. Strive rather to be quiet in your own sphere. Don't live in the cloudland of some transcendental heaven; do your best to bring the glory of a real heaven down, and ray it out upon your fellows in this work-day world.
William Morley Punshon
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All of the religions - with the exception of Tibetan Buddhism, which doesn't believe in a heaven - teach that heaven is a better place. At the end of the program, I say that heaven is a place where you are happy. All of the religions have that in common.
Barbara Walters
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Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up elsewhere.
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
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Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
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