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Funny Liquor Jokesuming Quotes & Sayings
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
Mark Klein
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven.
Lu Yu
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As far as liquor goes, I'm a hennessy man.
Drake
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You under me, me under you. Then we can catch the liquor store before 2:00.
Mac Dre
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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Ogden Nash
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Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store.
Unknown
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I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
Carl Sandburg
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No more 'partners in crime' unless we're seriously going to knock off a liquor store or something.
Unknown
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The best breakfast burrito are always in the back of liquor stores!
Spencer Pratt
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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift
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They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Bud Abbott
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Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.
Frank Langella
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Standing on the porch, drinking liquor, drunk, smoking weed
Juicy J
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I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.
Billy Sunday
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
W C Fields
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She starts her new diet, of liquor and d..k, Just like Hollywood but laced in sick.
Bring Me The Horizon
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I think the whole worlds going insane, I fill my mind up with liquor and drink away the pain.
Mobb Deep
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We will see that our new attitude toward liquor has been given to us without any thought or effort on our part. It just comes! That is the miracle of it.
William Griffith Wilson
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