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Funny Lock Quotes & Sayings
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I used to be in the real estate business, and I have three areas of interest: Chickamauga Lock, Chickamauga Lock, and Chickamauga Lock.
Zack Wamp
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Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
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A boy is a magical creature; you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind.
Allan Beck
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If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.
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Oh, you wanna argue? Bring it on! I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON bi....
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I'mma lock you down, lock you down. When I see you, I'll never look the other way.
Mya
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If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock.
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I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.
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I just wanna rock and lock the strip down, Pounds in the Ziploc, lock about six towns, Six rounds hit ya, make ya spin round, Call me like 40 for a brick now, Make about 100 on the breakdown.
French Montana
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You don't lock your car for the dishonest people, they'll break in anyway. You lock your car not to tempt the honest people.
Unknown
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And that's why ah nuff little youth have up some fat 'matic. With the extra magazine inna dem back pocket and ah a bleach a night time inna some black jacket. All who nah lock glocks, ah dem a lock rocket.
Damian Marley
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Toot that thang up Mami make it roll Once you pop pop lock it for me girl get low If ya Moma gave it to ya babygurl let is show Once you pop lock drop it for me maybe we can roll. (oh!!!)
Soulja Boy
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
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I can lock all my doors
Gary Numan
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Never to lie is to have no lock on your door, you are never wholly alone.
Elizabeth Bowen
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I'm left dying here instead with nothing. A lock without a key.
Escape The Fate
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