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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
Unknown
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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Funny how I want to skip class in order to study.
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When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown.
Nora Dunn
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Jason Alexander
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.
Larry David
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get
Arnold Palmer
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No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Rowan Atkinson
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Unknown
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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