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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
Oscar Wilde
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It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
Oscar Wilde
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Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
Leslie Fiedler
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Human Intelligence is like a Blue Whale. Both are powerful though nowadays almost extinct.
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Nowadays men cannot love seven night but they must have all their desires: that love may not endure by reason; for where they be soon accorded and hasty, heat soon it cooleth. Right so fareth love nowadays, soon hot soon cold: this is no stability. But the old love was not so.
Sir Thomas Malory
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Common sense is so rare it should be considered a superpower nowadays.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I feel like nowadays, relationships are so rushed, and that's why they end so quickly. People have s.. too quick, also becoming emotionally attached too soon and not being ready to deal with the complications that comes after. I remember back then, being able to hug someone was something to look forward to, holding someone's hand was worth being bragged about and kissing someone was a big step and actually meant something. But nowadays, people don't value these things & just skip straight to s.., and then someone is more attached than the other, then it's over.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Nowadays you're never good enough for someone you really want.
Unknown
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Nowadays those are rewarded who make right appear wrong.
Terence
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Nowadays, I really like playing in studios.
Derek Bailey
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There are not that many new media brands you can say that about nowadays.
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Nowadays, people are too afraid of change.
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You can never get silence anywhere nowadays, have you noticed?
Bryan Ferry
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Nowadays, as soon as a striker scores three goals, everyone starts asking him about it.
Just Fontaine
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Phys Ed is so important nowadays.
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Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.
Roald Dahl
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