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Funny Old Age Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame; Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold; Youth is wild, and age is tame.
William Shakespeare
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdom for its food, you will so conduct yourself in youth that your old age will not lack for nourishment.
Leonardo Da Vinci
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Harry S. Truman was broke and out of work at the age of 38. At the age of 45 he was the most powerful leader in the world.
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As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of do it yourself.
Marshall McLuhan
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Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of more value than all the pleasures of youth.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
Aristotle
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