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Funny On Myselfperson Perfectly Quotes & Sayings
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No one perfectly loves God who does not perfectly love some of his creatures.
Marguerite De Valois
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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf
Oscar Wilde
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It should be perfectly legal to kill people who brag about not owning a TV.
Unknown
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It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
Oscar Wilde
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It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
Oscar Wilde
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There must have been something in my nature - I believe, with all my heart, that I have conquered it now - which prevented me from being perfectly happy or making a woman perfectly happy.
Conrad Veidt
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Some people are so stressed trying to be perfectly flawless.... but I'm so HAPPY to be perfectly flawed.
Unknown
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If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.
Lin Yutang
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Some things can be perfectly expressed by sound alone and images would only be disturbing. Other times, sound would be possible, but visuals are much stronger and closer to what I want to express and then again, they sometimes overlap perfectly.
Alva Noto
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Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.
Unknown
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I have come to learn that I am not perfect, nor will I ever be. and perfect is too hard. Im perfectly fine with being perfectly imperfect.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Oscar Wilde
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Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless.
Milton Friedman
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For what is the beloved? She is that which I myself am not. In the act of love, I am pure male, and she is pure female. She is she, and I am I, and clasped together with her, I know how perfectly she is not me, now perfectly I am not her, how utterly we are two, the light and the darkness, and how infinetly and eternally, not-to-be-comprehended by either of us is the surpassing One we make.
DH Lawrence
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I have come to learn that I am not perfect, nor will I ever be. Perfect is too hard. I'm perfectly fine with being perfectly imperfect.
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No one can be perfectly free till all are free; no one can be perfectly moral till all are moral; no one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.
Herbert Spencer
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It's perfectly legal to be stupid at times but some people just completely take advantage.
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I was always a weird girl in school, who did theatre and came to school with lots of red lipstick on or my hair perfectly curled, or whatever I was doing to get attention. It's funny as it's almost like they were there to make me aware, because so much of what I do now is that I try to twist my world into the commercial community. So I guess they've been quite an influence on me. Not them in particular, but the idea of the self-proclaimed artist.
Lady Gaga
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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