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Funny Police Wives Chris Quotes & Sayings
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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Without the right tools, we can't police our markets from illegal trade.
Chris Chocola
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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The basic mission of Police is to PREVENT crime and disorder. The public are the police and the police are the public, and both share the same responsibility for community safety.
Stephen Covey
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession...
Melchor Lim
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Groucho Marx
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Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marilyn Monroe
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He is the most perfect Muslim whose disposition is best; and the best of you are they who behave best to their wives
Muhammad
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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All married women are not wives
Japanese Proverb
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Older women should teach younger women the skills and disciplines needed to have a successful home and marriage. Experienced wives and mothers will find their greatest avenue of ministry in teaching younger wives what they need to know to be effective wives, mothers, and homemakers.
John MacArthur
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
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Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
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