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Funny Roast Quotes & Sayings
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A Sunday roast, An English roast, with roast lamb, roast potatoes and gravy. And a good burger. There are some great burgers in Los Angeles. Theres an 8oz. Burger Bar. And Marley is pretty good.
Andrew Garfield
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Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck.
Billie Holiday
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Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup! Spencer
ICarly
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Dane Cook
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send me somebody to roast mon
Michael Blackson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Mustard's no good without roast beef.
Chico Marx
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The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
Alexander Pope
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Great boast, small roast.
Chinese Proverb
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As for those g....fruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
Hattie McDaniel
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As for those g....fruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
Hattie McDaniel
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It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast.
John Huston
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A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.
Bootsy Collins
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A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Humphrey Bogart
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God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
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I roast all kinds of poor animals. I feel guilty about it, but I'm a big roaster.
Uma Thurman
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John Henry Newman was as English as roast beef, even if he lacked a passion for cricket.
Clifford Longley
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Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
Jules Renard
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It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.
Marian Burros
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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
Garrison Keillor
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