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Funny Soul Mate And Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Be patient, don't lose hope over love. Our soul mate has to make an entrance into our life, because it is our destiny. God created a pair, we are just half until our other side walks into our life and completes us!
Glen Rambharack
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Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt. According to this my soul mate should be in Thailand.
Jason Zebehazy
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If today I die, I will be at peace because I have known my soul mate and have understood the true meaning of love.
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If you ever find a soul mate, and they love you, treasure that person because someone is out there looking for a friend but can't find one. So treasure your love.
Unknown
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love. But I'm very conservative: I want to be with my soul mate forever. That was the intention every time I've entered a relationship.
Rashida Jones
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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After I found April Barrows, I felt I had found a soul mate. Her stuff is exactly what I was looking for.
Suzy Bogguss
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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Always choose to be with someone who makes the effort to show us that we are important to them and who supports and cares for us. Lets be with someone who makes us a priority. Go for the one that loves you, don't go for the one you love, we might have to beg for their love, But the one who loves us, learn about them, invest some effort to try to really get to know them, maybe we might end up with our soul mate!!
Glen Rambharack
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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When you're in love, you've found your soul mate, you think life is going one way, and suddenly it's completely apparent it's not. You have to rethink your whole purpose.
Scott Weiland
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LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. -Kip
Napoleon Dynamite
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion of Soul discerned by the five Senses, the chief inlets of Soul in this age.
William Blake
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True love is meeting your soul mate that God made only for you, loving them and being satisfy to spend the rest of this life and the life after death with that person, loving them alone, when you meet true love, after a time you can't exist without that person, you rather die than loose them!!
Glen Rambharack
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Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.
David Pratt
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Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.
David Pratt
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Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
Barnett Brickner
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