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George Carlin Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
Helen Keller
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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
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The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
George Carlin
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
George Carlin
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
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Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
Dale Evans Rogers
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It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you...yes, it is Christmas every time you smile at your brother and offer him your hand.
Mother Teresa Of Calcutta
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very Happy & Joyous Christmas.
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May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope; the spirit of Christmas which is peace; the heart of Christmas which is love.
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