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Getting Drunk And Laid Quotes & Sayings
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I appreciate you acting like you are upset that I was the one who got laid off.
Unknown
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The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
Martin Luther
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The Pill serves as a daily reminder you're not getting laid.
Unknown
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I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.
Steve Tyler
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
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Shaving is a really depressing task when you know you're not getting laid that night.
Unknown
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I'm concerned my workouts have become tailored more to not dying than to getting laid.
Unknown
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Good things come to those who wait, cause she laid me.
Blink 182
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The devout have laid out gardens in the desert.
Robert Duncan
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It's easy to be around me. I just naturally have that laid back personality
Unknown
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Wearing red increases the chances of you getting laid during the holidays.
Unknown
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I love when people are laid back and you feel like you can always talk to them.
Unknown
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Let them fall into the snare which they have laid.
Latin Proverb
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You know, people come up with formulas who are uncreative. They can't picture something different so they can only go by something that's laid out for them.
Joseph Bologna
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t's a good thing you learned to play the guitar so you have something to do while not getting laid.
Unknown
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L.A. is kind of laid back, but New York, everybody is out there for that buck, you know.
Billy Eckstine
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One had to take some action against fear when once it laid hold of one.
Rainer Maria Rilke
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Crocs are for people who want to add a degree of difficulty to getting laid.
Unknown
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No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction.
Samuel Johnson
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I don't think I've ever laid out a batch of songs that pick myself apart the way that these do.
Richard Marx
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