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Getting Drunk And Laid Quotes & Sayings
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I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in the �vagina hanging out of my skirt' kind of way. I like getting drunk and partying but not in a gross way, I'm more like a pi.p. More like a dance commander. Especially in America, 'party girl' is not a good image.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink, and cannot rise.
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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.
Unknown
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They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk.
Far East Movement
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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Can't be laid back with everyone. Some take advantage of that..
Unknown
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Laid back it's all been done before
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The last of our enemies is laid low.
Clement Attlee
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I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing.
Izaak Walton
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I could never have a clingy relationship, has to be as laid back as possible.
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If I was a s.. symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
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I am blessed because JESUS laid down his life for me.
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Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam
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Being single sucks if you can't get laid. If you can, it's perfect.
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Ugly girls know their fate, anybody can get laid.
REM
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I'm a laid back person, all that extra stuff is a no.
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Bros before ho.. is a clever way to tell people you're about to not get laid.
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