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Giraffe Expert Quotes & Sayings
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I know it sounds weird, but I just have a thing for giraffes. I got to wondering if you could own a giraffe and if so, how much would a giraffe cost?
Kellie Pickler
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Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe, me and the giraffe laughed cause I passed some gas.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.
Joanna Lumley
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I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.
Sophia Loren
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I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.
Richard Gere
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And in Hollywood, you know, everyone is an expert. Most of them are expert editors. They can't direct, they can't write, they can't act, but, by God, they all think they can edit.
John Frankenheimer
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I have spoken to expert audiences occasionally, but then no audience is expert over the whole range of things I want to explore.
David Antin
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If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert.
David Ben-Gurion
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The media tends to report rumors, speculations, and projections as facts... How does the media do this? By quoting some expert... you can always find some expert who will say something hopelessly hopeless about anything.
Peter McWilliams
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The media tends to report rumors, speculations, and projections as facts... How does the media do this? By quoting some "expert"... you can always find some expert who will say something hopelessly hopeless about anything.
Peter McWilliams
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What's an expert? I read somewhere, that the more a man knows, the more he knows, he doesn't know. So I suppose one definition of an expert would be someone who doesn't admit out loud that he knows enough about a subject to know he doesn't really know how much.
Malcolm Forbes
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You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
Ann Landers
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I'd be a giraffe. I'm long and skinny just like one of those gentle giants.
John O Callaghan
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If you walk like a newborn giraffe in heels ladies...Just don't wear them...Thank you.
Unknown
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I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
Bob Hope
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Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.
Blair Waldorf
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You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
Frank Zappa
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God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephantand the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
Pablo Picasso
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I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.
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NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits.
Joanna Lumley
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