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Hotel Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Hotel Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I'm living life like it's no jail. House bigger than a hotel but these ho.. tell. So I still take their a.. to the hotel. In my hotel I got a bad bi... with that body and a badder bi... in that lobby. Boy that's just how I got it.
Big Sean
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I went to a slumber party in a hotel. The whole hotel was rented out. The hotel was the party. It really was like a slumber party because you could walk down the hall.there was dancing all night and swimming and performances. It was great.
Shannyn Sossamon
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Hotel to hotel girl I could use your company. Full name and birthday I book a flight you come to me.
Drake
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I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.
Martin Short
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We stay in U2's hotel. They bought a hotel, The Clarence, a nice place and it's in an area where everything's happening, so many fantastic restaurants and bars and the people are so friendly.
Bonnie Tyler
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The colors I choose there was to paint the first hotel, the Disneyland Hotel. Because of the cloudy sky we had in Paris, it had to be a particular kind of color who will fight those grey days. And also something you can see when you're driving up 'There it is! We're arriving!'
John Hench
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Ghetto word of the day: Hotel; My momma said she ain't gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cause that hotel everything she know.
Unknown
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I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?
Anne Tyler
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Nobody leaves a hotel without getting a full measure of three months of rental assistance. So no one has been evicted - no one who's eligible has been evicted from a hotel without getting a significant amount of money to find - to pay for their rent.
Michael Chertoff
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Welcome to the hotel california. Such a lovely place. Such a lovely fac.e Plenty of room at the hotel california. Any time of year, you can find it here.
Aaron Fresh
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room.
Pitbull
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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