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Humor Football Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting in the nosebleed section.
Jarod Kintz
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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Merle Kessler
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Gags die, humor doesn't
Jack Benny
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Gags die, humor doesn't
Jack Benny
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what po..ography is to erotic language in a good novel.
James Humes
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Unknown
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Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Washington Irving
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Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Washington Irving
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes.
Sherilyn Fenn
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Many people agree with me that many things are not clear in football these days and it is not something people who watch football deserve. The situation will be the same while football is run by people who do not understand football.
Diego Maradona
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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no difference so [long as] you happen to hit it just right. But there's one thing I'm proud of -- I ain't got it in for anybody. I don't like to make jokes that hurt anybody.
Will Rogers
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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
Abraham Lincoln
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Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
Florence King
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Football brings out the sociologist that lurks in some otherwise respectable citizens. They say football is a metaphor for America's sinfulness.
George F Will
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I'm a football guy at heart; maybe I should have played football for a living instead, because I play a lot of football videogames, I'm really into them.
Jason Kidd
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An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow
Benjamin Franklin
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Unknown
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