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I Wasnt Drunk Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Rza kinda left us feeling like he wasnt really caring about how we feel as a crew. And that was a big thing back then, I was emotional about that. But I wasnt emotional like Ima go around and tear him apart, thats not my thing. My thing was that I also got a classic coming and Im not going to sacrifice my name and my brand because you want to go make some cinematic opera type of album. Like I said, it wasnt weak but it just wasnt what we wanted at that time. Brothers wanted more Hip-Hop, more energy and more of certain things that that album aint have, and we spoke on it.
Raekwon
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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I wish I wasnt always wrong, I wish it wasnt always my fault. And Im so sorry, its not like me. Its maturity that Im lacking so please dont let me go.
Christina Perri
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Guys: you have no room to say 'it wasnt meant to be' about a past relationship if you cheated. You made sure it wasnt.
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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Sunny days wouldnt be so special, if it wasnt for rain and joy wouldnt feel so good, if it wasnt for pain.
50 Cent
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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Dont trip over breakups. If it wasnt meant to be. It wasnt meant to be. Not like they were gonna be in your future.
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