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I Wasnt Drunk Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
Jarod Kintz
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If it wasnt meant to be, than it wasnt meant to be. Leave that person alone and move on.
Unknown
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I wasnt sure how long I could sustain the effort without breaking in two. It was as though the only thing holding my body together was my one burning desire to be better then Kakarott. Sometimes I thought I was losing my mind. Why wasnt I able to obtain what Kakarott had obtained?! It didnt make any sense. It was infuriating and it was my fury that kept me alive.
Vegeta
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On Warped Tour this year, a 90 year old woman, well I dont know if she was 90 but she looked 90. She tried to kiss me alright, she tried to put her tounge down my throat. She was really old and really gross. It wasnt cool it just wasnt cool. I caught my face and questioned whether I could do this job anymore.
Oliver Sykes
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
Unknown
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
Unknown
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
Unknown
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholics best friend !!!!
Unknown
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Unknown
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I was a party girl. I started quite late, 24. I was having fun. It wasnt that I couldnt get out of bed in the morning without it. It wasnt a coping mechanism. It was a party thing and I didnt realize how powerful it was, in a very wrong way. The fun comes with consequences, you are killing yourselfI was an active addict. But I could still function.
Naomi Campbell
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Unknown
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One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Unknown
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
Unknown
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One should not be hung up on their ex, if it wasnt meant to be, it wasnt meant to be.
Unknown
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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