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Jealous Father Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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im not the jealous type at all. Being jealous isn't even worth it in my opinion.
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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I grew up to have my father's looks- my father's speech patterns-my father's posture- my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father
Jules Feiffe
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's opinions, and my mother's contempt for my father.
Jules Feiffer
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
Wendy Leibman
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Jealousy is sometimes the reason why a relationship gets complicated. But don't you know that being jealous is very important? Because being jealous is a short way of saying I love you and I don't want anybody steal you away from me.
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When you stop being insecure and so dang jealous, just maybe you will find true love.
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Always being jealous of pretty girls then realising they're fake, slutty, whor..s.
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Man is jealous because of his amour propre; woman is jealous because of her lack of it.
Germaine Greer
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I remember being jealous of Morgy's blood type when we were little. She had the cool one and I had like B negative.
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I hate the thought of somebody else getting your attention. I dont know if its the possibility of me being jealous or I just love you too much.
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The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous
Henry Louis Mencken
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Stop being so jealous! I'm aloud to have friends that are guys and hangout with them aren't I?
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When people get jealous of you it's because they find you great in some way. Remember that.
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Don't be jealous of me! Be you, yourself, and you will be like me.
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