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Jokes About Sitting On Your Butt All Day Quotes & Sayings
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We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.
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Sitting on a truffet, puffing on the best cut buds, trying to get butt from miss muffet.
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I do a little butt watching. I look at Matthew McConaughey's naked butt.
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In whatever way I may have insulted You in jokes; while playing, reposing in bed, sitting, or at meals; when alone, or in front of others; O Krishna, I implore You for forgiveness.
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Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head
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If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really dont care. At least I have a butt.
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On Inauguration Day I will be on the platform sitting on the steps behind President Barack Obama. I don't know how I'm going to take it all in because from sitting on the steps, I will be able to look right down the Mall and see past the Washington Monument and see the Lincoln Memorial where we stood more than 45 years ago. And during those days, during that period, many of the people who voted for him could not register and vote.
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I've gotten my butt kicked by the best. Jet Li beat me up the best, but Steven Segal can still kick a good butt. It's a different kind of kicking, though.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Would ya like a copy of my butt? -Butt-Head
Beavis And Butthead
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I have a white girl booty. I dont have a big butt. Id rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and put it towards my butt so I could balance out a bit.
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The day of the sun is like the day of a king. It is a promenade in the morning, a sitting on the throne at noon, a pageant in the evening.
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You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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I am a poor student sitting at the feet of giants, yearning for their wisdom and begging for lessons that might one day make me a complete artist, so that if all goes well, I may one day sit beside them.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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I'm doing bout a buck-o-five, on the highway. Bad yellow bone bi..., sitting sideways. I'm smoking like Day-Day, on Friday. Nothing less than a slab, parked in my driveway hey.
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