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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I know most celebrities say they dont read what the press says about them; but to be honest, I suspect in most cases, they dont want to admit that they actually care what is written about them. Ill tell you straight up I do read it! Some of it is true, a lot of it is flattering, and a lot of it is totally off the mark.
Kim Kardashian
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I dont buy everything I read, I haven't even read everything I bought.
Bare Naked Ladies
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I think most people read and re-read the things that they have liked. That's certainly true in my case. I re-read Pound a great deal, I re-read Williams, I re-read Thomas, I re-read the people whom I cam to love when I was at what you might call a formative stage.
James Laughlin
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You must have someone who...You dont need to impress. You can rely on whether you need it or not. Are fun but serious too. You can be completely honest with. Gives good advice. Listens. Wont judge you but criticizes when you need it. Gives a hug. You can make inside jokes with. Understands what you're thinking even if you dont say it. Has your back. But most importantly, someone who will make you the most you.
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I dont like any of them, because they don't read the books. In Kiss Me Deadly my story is better than his story. Anthony Quinn played in The Lond Wait and he didn't read the book either.
Mickey Spillane
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Read. Read. Read. Just don't read one type of book. Read different books by various authors so that you develop different styles.
R L Stine
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I do believe that sometimes you get a gut instinct on someone, a read. I dont know, I havent experienced that in my lifetime. I totally think that there are those people that you, its less intellectual, and you sort of know. Even if its that whisper of a voice when you meet someone and youre like Im going to know them more, and then you wind up together or something. I dont think that's a fantasy, I think thats real.
Taylor Schilling
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level.
Matt Groening
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Let me rub your tummy girl till' you feel better babe, read you something funny, girl. Jokes to make you laugh.
Miguel Jontel
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
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Big time...Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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