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Jokes Swimming Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Jokes Swimming" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water.
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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It's hot you know? I cant really stand summer, but I perfer to go out swimming. In fact, I think I'll wanna go swimming forever. Because the only place I would go swimming is right in your mind... all the time.
Janelle J
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
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'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.' - Dory
Finding Nemo
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Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.
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Nothing says 'I'm a fat ass' like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool..
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The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Woodrow Wilson
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When I was small, a hotel must have a swimming pool. Now, it must have free wifi.
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Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.
Michael Phelps
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The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you're swimming and when you're angry.
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Bras are the same as bikini tops so whats the difference between taking off your clothes and swimming and actually wearing a swimsuit?
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
Tim Vine
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
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