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Suggest Revision: Trying to live a successful life without God is like being a light bulb and trying to light up without being plugged up, impossible.
 
 James J Braddock quotes 
 Boxing quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off...When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.
 
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 Male Chauvinist quotes 
Suggest Revision: Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark.
 
 Gene Tierney quotes 
Suggest Revision: When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb.
 
 Tennessee Williams quotes 
Suggest Revision: I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
 
 Richard Marx quotes 
Suggest Revision: One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.
 
 Elliott Gould quotes 
Suggest Revision: I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
 
 Carrie Fisher quotes 
Suggest Revision: I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like.
 
 Jeff Bezos quotes 
Suggest Revision: The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what wired the world. And they weren't thinking about appliances when they wired the world. They were really thinking about - they weren't putting electricity into the home. They were putting lighting into the home.
 
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 Government quotes 
Suggest Revision: So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors....you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldnt be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard .....what are they thinking? Ohh they'll be fine
 
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