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My Life Is Like A Toilet Quotes & Sayings
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
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As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet.
Bill Murray
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.
Unknown
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
Jay Leno
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper long and useful.
Unknown
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Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
Unknown
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When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because I was naked with my legs kind of touching my chest.
Nick Cannon
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From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
Adrian Edmondson
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Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M Nixon
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
Unknown
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I spoil them bi...es, I employ them ni...s. Wipe my a.. with the riches like it's some toilet tissue.
Rick Ross
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper
Billy Wilder
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If there was a toilet for adults that played certain music depending on the weight of the action, I'd totally buy it.
Cory Monteith
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I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
Megan Fox
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s..y, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.
Young Jeezy
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