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My Mom Said Guess Who Doin The Dishes Quotes & Sayings
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My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!
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My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's Day, you can always do them tomorrow.'
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After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fu.. her till I nut in my underwear.
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That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink.
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The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.
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I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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'What you doin'?' Nothin' much, would shout out some other stuff. Got to fu..ing bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us.
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My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she said, 'Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?'
Joe Dirt
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I guess these dudes forgot that makin money takes some grindin'. I been doin this for 9 months but I'm sure they know that I put in more work that you have in like 4, 5 years or so.
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Doin' what you doin' just to get to where you goin', yeah I see you baby. Just don't lose yourself along the way.
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This thing we have is ahead of its time. Just keep on doin' what you?re doin?, never change track.
Tami Chynn
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'I hate discussions of feminism that end up with who does the dishes,' she said. So do I. But at the end, there are always the damned dishes.
Marilyn French
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I think the biggest thing is clean as you go. Wash all your knives, cutting boards, dishes, when you are done cooking, not look at a sink full of dishes after you are done. Cleaning as you go helps keep away cross contamination and you avoid having food borne bacteria.
Cat Cora
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Sort of lost sight of what I'm doin' it for. Thought that I was doin' something good for the game til they all started throwin' dirt on my name.
Nicki Minaj
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Please startin doin' you, I been doin' me.
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Doin' this and doin' that.
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Please startin doin' you, I been doin' me
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Doin' this and doin' that.
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Let me see you put your midde fingers up. To the world, I made up in my mind. I'm doin' things my way, I'm burnin' shit down tonight. I'm doin' things my way, it's my way or the highway. Let me say it one more time.
R Kelly
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You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?
Chris Tucker
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