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My Momma Always Told Meld Me Quotes & Sayings
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Your bi... just said I'm hot, man I told her I agree. She gon' really think I'm hot, if I told her my degrees.
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I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around.
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The publisher has told - you know, if these editors, Andres Martinez and Nick Goldberg, were the least bit honest about this, they would tell you the publisher has told them he wants the editorial page to be conservative.
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My mind told me he's different. My heart told me he's the one. I didn't want to believe it when my ears heard: We are done.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Uhh, sunshine like the brightest day. Momma do you remember the time, Michael J. When I seen the video I said hat's gon' be me. And I ain't have to dream, I made it reality
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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So let's run away, let's run away. Momma say I'm too young for love and lovin' you is all I'm thinkin' of.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
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