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Suggest Revision: Respect old people: they graduated highschool without Google or Wikipedia!
 
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Suggest Revision: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
 
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Suggest Revision: Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
 
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Suggest Revision: Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.
 
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Suggest Revision: Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example.
 
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Suggest Revision: The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nothing is more usual than the sight of old people who yearn for retirement: and nothing is so rare than those who have retired and do not regret it
 
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Suggest Revision: When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths; it is because we see something which you do not see.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
 
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Suggest Revision: I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
 
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