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Peeing On Toilet Seat Quotes & Sayings
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On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat
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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
Penny Ward Moser
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Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth.
Unknown
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open...
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Its random stuff, stuff that makes my life easier. One of the main things I started out doing was a car seat cardio Im always in traffic here in L.A., so I made this thing. I made this one prototype thing and it was the worst thing everMy car had a headrest, so I broke it to make it, like, an ab machineand I used to have the bands and Id put them under my seat and Id be curling as Im driving Id have to move the steering wheel up, so I could get that full motion. I sent it in and they said, This is too dangerous. This will kill people.
Kellan Lutz
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...
Unknown
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.
Dead Kennedys
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