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Pimp Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Pimp Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pi.ps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pi.p is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock
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Still pi.p c bi... so what da fu.. is up, put n powda on da streets cause I got big fu..in nuts.
Pimp C
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Now its only money aint no powder in my 100 bills, see a pi.p shinin bi... tell me how ya pu... feel.
Pimp C
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Now how can you tell a ni... how to get his mother fu..ing ends right, and get his motherfu..in game tight? You needs to stop giving your d..k away for free, you need to start listening to ni...s like pi.p C!
Pimp C
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No, it's "A pi.p Named Slickback." Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A pi.p Named Slickback"! -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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Now if ya gave me a Sweet for every bi... that I fu..ed You'd have to bring four eightteen wheelers Fill em' from back to front Cause I'm pi.p C bi..., ain't no mistakin'
Pimp C
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Now if ya gave me a Sweet for every bi... that I fu..ed. You'd have to bring four eightteen wheelers. Fill em' from back to front Cause I'm pi.p C bi..., ain't no mistakin'.
Pimp C
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Lord, please pray for the soul of this bi.... And guide my pi.p hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen. --A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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I don't think Homies Over ho.. is a sentiment that A pi.p Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A pi.p Named Slickback would put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato? Guaranteed. But homies? Oh no. A pi.p Named Slickback don't do shit for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don't do shit for the homies. Unless the homie wanna walk that stroll and get that money, a homie ain't gettin' a goddamn thing. And the same goes for brothers, peeps, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the fu.. ni...s is callin' each other nowadays. Sound like some gay shit to me. -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pi.p, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS pi.p. Evan: That's what I was afraid of.
Superbad
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Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pi.p, I even offered to pay for the alcohol. Seth: Oh no, that IS pi.p. Evan: That's what I was afraid of.
Superbad
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I got too much cake, plus bi... I'm on parole, plus bi... I pi.p dis microphone my mouthpiece is too cold to be stuntin bout some small change, bi... do ya see dis chain, cant ya see I got ya life in my pinky ring.
Pimp C
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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