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Police Wine Jesus Quotes & Sayings
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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.
Robert Peel
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Wine you talk man shake it, what? Wine now, just wine your belly. Wine you talk man work it...take a wine now.
Alison Hinds
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You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase
Duck Dynasty
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Excess into muscle. Jesus pill binge. Water into wine. Devil in a syringe.
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The basic mission of Police is to PREVENT crime and disorder. The public are the police and the police are the public, and both share the same responsibility for community safety.
Stephen Covey
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Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after three days in the ground.
Simon And Garfunkel
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No nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober, where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage. It is, in truth, the only antidote to the bane of whiskey.
Thomas Jefferson
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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There is no requirement that police stop a person who enters a police station and states that he wishes to confess a crime or a person who calls the police to offer a confession because volunteered statements of any kind are not barred by the 5th Amendment.
Earl Warren
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Turning a hoe into a housewife is like turning water into wine. Leave that to Jesus.
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now
Bible
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Just...bubble it, do the bubbling, do the bubbling. Start to wine and roll it, take a wine now, just...your belly What? Give him the wash man wine.
Alison Hinds
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When your crying yourself to sleep, know that Jesus is lending his shoulder to you. When your pushed to the ground, know that Jesus is holding out his hands to you. When you feel like dying, know that Jesus died to let you live. When you feel like no one loves you, know that Jesus loves you more than you can imagine.
Taylor Greger
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Homos..uality may be proscribed in the Old Testament, but it's not in the New, because I believe that Jesus was more tolerant. 'I'm bringing the water to Steve and Gary's wedding this weekend. Although I probably shouldn't turn it into a house wine: those guys know the difference.'
Judy Brown
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You may never know that JESUS is all you need, until JESUS is all you have.
Ritu Ghatourey
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We were like heroes, to stand there and observe the police, and the police were scared to move upon us.
Bobby Seale
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That brings up an interesting philosophical question is it okay to snitch to the police on the police?
Riley Freeman
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If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.
Nicholas Mosley
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Society questions the police and their methods, and the police say, Do you want the criminals off the street or not?
Kurt Russell
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