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Santa Claus Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Are not we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa Claus.
Unknown
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
Rickie Lee Jones
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally
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I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
James Caan
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun!
Hayden Christensen
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He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.
Craig Jones
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
Mrs Paul M Ell
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Ignorance is a luxury of life....Then you find out The Tooth fairy isn't real, or Santa Claus, or... Most of what we know...
Bobby Ray
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright
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Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pi.p. bi... better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, motherfu..er!
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
Alfred E Smith
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in po..o films.
Bill Brasky
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Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
Henry Louis Mencken
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
Jack Handy
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The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.
John Andrew Holmes
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