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Smirnoff Vodka Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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It's better to be second while everyone is saying 'You should have been first,' than be first when everyone says 'You should be second.
Karina Smirnoff
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I just kept smiling, but it hurt.
Karina Smirnoff
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When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
Yakov Smirnoff
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I do five hours of rehearsals a day...sometimes even six
Karina Smirnoff
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I fed my ego, but not my soul.
Yakov Smirnoff
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I've been dancing since I was 11 years old, yes. Too long.
Karina Smirnoff
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Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
Matthew Lush
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Yakov Smirnoff
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I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
Yakov Smirnoff
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We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts.
Yakov Smirnoff
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Never having alone time is real tough on people.
Yakov Smirnoff
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If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
Yakov Smirnoff
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I'd rather dance naked than wear fur.
Karina Smirnoff
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Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Garrison Keillor
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You're lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
Candace Bailey
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