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Toilet Lid Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Toilet Lid" sorted by relevance. 133 matching entries found.
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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.
Mark Twain
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Keep the lid down.
UNKNOWN
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You can't sit on the lid of progress. If you do, you will be blown to pieces.
Henry J Kaiser
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I have no lid upon my head, but if I did. You could look inside and see what's on my mind. It's you. I let you down, forgive me.
Dave Matthews Band
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A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
J R R Tolkien
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You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed? -Tony Stark
The Avengers
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King Arthur was one of my heroes - I played with a trash can lid for a knightly shield and my uncle's cane for the sword Excalibur.
Lloyd Alexander
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It's been said that Bill Gates has come up with something that'll be released in December that's gonna put a lid on counterfeiting. If that's a fact then it's really interesting to own your own product - with all the potential methods of downloading.
Merle Haggard
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All I wanted to do was put together one of the best home maths systems in the world, and that's what we've done. I've loved numbers since I was two or three, and I get really excited about them. Now, I'm allowing myself to get excited about things. If you're doing it for a TV network or any major corporation, you have to put a lid on it a little.
Carol Vorderman
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People used to ask me, 'What do you reckon you'll be doing when you're 40?', and I told 'em 'rocking out and kicking ass!' Now it's 'What do you reckon you'll be doing at 60?' and the answer's exactly the same. I'm always going to love Jimi Hendrix - 'Purple Haze' will still give me a hard-on when I'm hooked up to a life-support machine. Hey, even when I'm dead, they're going to have a hell of a job nailing the coffin lid down.
Aerosmith
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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