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Vodka My Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.
John Mayer
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Unknown
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I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.
Bo Burnham
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You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend.
Nsync
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If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore.
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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If he loves you while he has another girlfriend, then he will love another girl when you are his girlfriend.
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I'm not not looking for a girlfriend, but I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend, either. I'm not knocking having a relationship; at the end of the day, you want to share with someone. But I just look at it as, I have the rest of my life to do that. I'm not in any rush.
Chace Crawford
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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