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Vodka My Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Bill Brasky
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Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp. Like an old school pi.p or a real og. I rocking VANS I'm in the sand I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand.
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The best relationship is composed of an understanding girlfriend together with a loyal and honest boyfriend.
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I'm the girl your ex girlfriend will hate, your mom will love, and that you will never forget.
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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You already got caught lying! Stop being fake and try being real for once in your life.
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I am a navy girlfriend. I hold no formal recognition with the powers that be. I am at the bottom of the chain. I hold no Military ID card, I am not a dependent or a parent. The man I love may face unspeakable dangers, and I am at the mercy of those who possess this recognition for news. I understand this and accept this.
Unknown
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No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and try to make your lover happy. That's all we can ask for.
Kevin McCarty
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when a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, It's normal. But when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he is serious.
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Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T Hall
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We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.
Robin Day
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I don't chase boys. I chase paper, my dreams, and my vodka.
Chanel Dudley
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Dont worry, dont cry, drink vodka and fly.
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A real girlfriend knows when her boyfriend is lying. A real boyfriend knows when his girlfriend is sad.
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You ain't got no wins in mi casa. Maggianos hoppin out the benz like a mobster. Pasta, pellegrino penne ala vodka. Lobster, Filipino talking to me proper.
Vado
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I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time.
Lisa Marie Presley
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Congratulations to Charlie Sheen, who's marrying his longtime girlfriend. I have to say...Charlie Sheen has a longtime girlfriend?
Jimmy Kimmel
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When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. But when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.
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Young ni... coming up they wanna gun you down, drinking vodka in the memory of my ni... damn.
Rick Ross
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