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Vodka Salad Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.
Robin Day
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A good man can make you feel s..y, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
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The metaphor of the melting pot is unfortunate and misleading. A more accurate analogy would be a salad bowl, for, though the salad is an entity, the lettuce can still be distinguished from the chicory, the tomatoes from the cabbage.
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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We don't need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. In a salad bowl, you put in the different things. You want the vegetables - the lettuce, the cucumbers, the onions, the green peppers - to maintain their identity. You appreciate differences.
Jane Elliot
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler
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Did you I know they have cotton candy vodka
Matthew Lush
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You're lips are like vodka, and I want to get wasted.
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Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.
Garrison Keillor
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Note to self...Never take a chili vodka shot. EVER!!
Candace Bailey
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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
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I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
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Always a new million. Voli's the new vodka. Forty is the new 30. Baby you're a rockstar.
Pitbull
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Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric.
Anton Chekhov
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I didn't text you...but Vodka texted you.
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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
Fuzzy Zoeller
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The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen
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I did a salad, but I didn't do a garden.
Roberto Burle Marx
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Nothing says CALL ME LATER like puking up your ceasar salad on him.
Jenna Marbles
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