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I am original, generous, kind, clever, brave, determined, thoughtful, lovable, optimistic, caring, courageous, extraordinary, witty, unique, but mostly, me!

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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.

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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama

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Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy.

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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

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My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. I'm 22 mom, I dont talk to strangers, I sleep with them.

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If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?

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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.

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My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.

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Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children.

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A witty person is any person who possesses a sharp mind which is quite vigilant and receptive. Witty people can grasp things quickly and have a great intellect or sense of understanding. Witty people can even associate two objects or entities which hardly have any relation and surprise everyone with the kind of association that they establish. According to George Dennison Prentice, “A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.” A witty person is a man of genius who has a great sense of humor and repartee. He often comes with humorous and amusing sayings which sound good to the ear and you tend to appreciate the person for all the wit and intellect that he has to offer. According to Irvin S. Cobb, “A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.”