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Witty Comebacks Lawyer Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.
Benicio Del Toro
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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You need to understand their needs and see what makes them happy. When it comes to working with Ja, I asked my lawyer: if you were his lawyer, what would you get for this? And if my lawyer says, he should get $1 million, I'd say, "okay, let's give him $1.5 million. I try to overpay him.
Irv Gotti
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
George Meredith
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
George Meredith
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My brother Cody is 19. He wants to stay out of the limelight and become a lawyer. I want him to be an entertainment lawyer, so he can help me out!
Lindsay Lohan
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So that in 1974, when I graduated as a lawyer, I figured I'm not going to be a lawyer under a military regime.
Ruben Blades
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No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.
Rosser Reeves
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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A career is a series of ups and downs, of comebacks.
Steve Guttenberg
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Temperamentally, Sam and I are very much alike. He's a lawyer, my father's a lawyer, and I always wanted to play one. On so many levels the role just felt right. I fell in love with it as I would a woman.
Rob Lowe
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I view myself primarily as a trial lawyer who happens to be writing, as opposed to a writer who happens to be a trial lawyer, so the audience is like a jury to me.
Vincent Bugliosi
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Dean had just come from seeing his lawyer. That was the first time that I found out that he had consulted a lawyer. He wanted to tell me what he thought was going on, but he was writing it down as if my house was bugged. He acted like everything was bugged.
Fred F Fielding
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As a writer, you get to play, you get alter time, you get to come up with the smart lines and the clever comebacks you wish you'd thought of.
Iain Banks
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Well, you know, one lawyer says I'm the only witness and I'm not credible. Another lawyer says this witness - there's tons of evidence that's been available for years.
Patty Hearst
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Francis Bacon
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more than she can be witty only by the help of speech.
Richard Steele
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