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Your Wife Is Not A Cook Of Your Kitchen Quotes & Sayings
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whor.. in the kitchen and a cook in bed
Geoffrey Gorer
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Robert Frost
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Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again.
Rebecca Romijn
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People come up to me all the time and say, 'Oh, I love to watch Food Network,' and I ask them what they cook, and they say, 'I don't really cook.' They're afraid, they're intimidated, they know all about food from eating out and watching TV, but they don't know where to start in their own kitchen.
Michael Symon
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I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook.
Traci Bingham
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i cook my paddys in the kitchen.
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A women needs to be a cook in the kitchen and a whor.. in the bedroom.
Jerry Hall
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
James H Kabbler III
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Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.
Charles Buck
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I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas.
Monique Coleman
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On a Canadian set, everybody is equal. You get paid the same. You live together in barracks. You have a communal kitchen. You buy and cook your own food.
Sandra Oh
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And on a Canadian set, everybody is equal.You get paid the same. You live together in barracks. You have a communal kitchen. You buy and cook your own food.
Sandra Oh
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And on a Canadian set, everybody is equal. You get paid the same. You live together in barracks. You have a communal kitchen. You buy and cook your own food.
Sandra Oh
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If people are made to feel uncomfortable in the kitchen, they won't go in there. That's why I think children learning to cook can be such a wonderful thing.
Giada De Laurentiis
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My grandmother was the greatest cook in the world. She could just go in there, the whole kitchen would look like a tornado hit it and then she'd come out with the best food. Then she'd sit at the table and she wouldn't eat!
Edie Brickell
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Growing up, I had a very busy social life. It wasn't until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I could come into the kitchen and have her teach me how to cook something.
Paula Deen
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Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
Joseph Cook
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I really didn't have an interest in being in the kitchen until after I was married, when I was 18. It didn't take me long to realize that Mama was not going to show up at my house every day and cook.
Paula Deen
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My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whor.. in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Jerry Hall
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If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her.
Karen Black
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