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When I'm bored on my day off I like to call in sick to places I don't work for.. Today I'm getting written up at Home Depot.
John Vercetti
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It's not just a sin, it's a felony
Robin Williams
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For those of you who don't know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all Eye of the Tiger and soldiers on.
Unknown
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke.. ..that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Unknown
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Unknown
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Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
Unknown
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If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
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I would like to publicly apologize to anyone I have NOT offended¦I will get to you shortly.
Unknown
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Miley cyrus flat as a ruler everywhere tf she always twerkin for?..she need to twerk that flat ass back to disney channel
John Vercetti
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How much giggity would a giggity giggity if a giggity could giggity goo?
Quagmire
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I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.
Donald Glover
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Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to keep in touch after letting you go.
Unknown
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3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some
Unknown
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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Unknown
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others
Unknown
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Make sure you taste your word's, before you spit'em out.
John Vercetti
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Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the vagina.
Wiener_Drizzle
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I have always suspected skim milk was gay. For god's sake, it has homogenized right on the carton.
Unknown
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In love only after a week of dating. You're an idiot, kill yourself.
Wiener_Drizzle
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The tattoo is the mark of the soul, it can act as a window we can see in or it can be our shield to protect us from those who can't see past the surface.
Unknown
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