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Weekend forecast: Mostly drunk, with a chance of horny.
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Beer:$10, Weed:$20, Condoms:$2.75. Finding out she swallows and has no gag reflex... PRICELESS! Fuck mastercard it pays to discover!
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Spring: The return of cleavage.
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I saw that. -Karma
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Women are constantly patting themselves on the back on how difficult their lives are and no one corrects em, cuz they wanna fuck em!
Bill Burr
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Parents catch you masturbating? Stare straight at em and finish like a boss!
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Here's to nipples! Without them titties would be pointless.
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New STD called feelings. Don't catch that shit.
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Masturbating is a form of stress relief...so go fuck yourself and calm down..
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I named my penis the truth. Bitches can't handle it.
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It responds to touch like an altar boy.
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She's not a slow texter she's texting other niggas, so be patient and wait your turn.
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No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman. First of all, think about what cheating is for a second ladies. Cheating is a man, he sneaks out of his own house to go and find some happiness behind your back. Just so YOUR feelings aren't hurt. Cheating is for you, it's not for me.
Patrice O'Neal
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The difference between 40 year old cooch and 20 (year old cooch) is the amount of time I wait. That's it. 20 I'll wait FOREVER. Just wait in the corner like Oh it's gonna happen! I am going to wait for this 20 year oldness! But 40? I wait a date. Two dates. Two dates and then you gotta start rolling those old drawers down
Patrice O'Neal
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But women, you get hornier as you get older. It's weird, you wanna do all your sex in between the ages of 30 and 50. That's when you want it. But here's how sad things are, the value of vagina is only good from 18-29. Pussy gets old like bread, not like wine.
Patrice O'Neal
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The best way to lie is to tell the truth... carefully edited truth
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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
Caroline Rhea
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I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept trying to cover me up
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Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first
Ronald Reagan
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