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Adult Humorous Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Adult Humorous" sorted by relevance. 499 matching entries found.
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Unknown
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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But when they offered this little situation for me to do this voice in this special segment, I found it so incredibly humorous that I said yes, and I enjoyed it. It was fun.
Werner Klemperer
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.
David Riesman
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To be adult is to be alone.
Jean Rostand
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I'm not sure I'm adult yet.
Johnny Depp
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I'm not sure I'm adult yet.
Johnny Depp
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I think I am an adult.
Jacqueline Bisset
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I really like the Observer. I think I'd love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I've always had a very happy experience writing for them.
Toby Young
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
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Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree
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For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.
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Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.
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I'm not sure I'm adult yet.
Johnny Depp
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A clever, imagination, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.
Percy Ross
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