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I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous.
Max Cannon
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Unknown
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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The pesimist says: it cannot get any worse. The optimist joyfully exclaims: yes, it can!
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The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.
Mike Figgis
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It's a humorous statement that doesn't mean anything. You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous.
Jimmy Swaggart
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Douglas Adams
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W Somerset Maugham
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Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.
Sergio Aragones
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there.
Piers Anthony
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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Thanks for helping me resolve the childhood issues you caused.
Unknown
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Unknown
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Congratulations on still somehow not being a mother despite your astonishing s..ual promiscuity.
Unknown
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Mom, thanks for providing me with love that's as never-ending as your voice mails.
Unknown
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