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Baby Dwight Schrute Quotes & Sayings
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I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the sameexcept I could fly.
Dwight Schrute
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Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
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Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Dwight Schrute
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Would I ever leave this company? Look, Im all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what Im being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, Im going wherever they value loyalty the most.
Dwight Schrute
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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.
Dwight Schrute
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The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition wont receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis.Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
Dwight Schrute
3 Likes
Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you dont hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins arent smart. They just like pushing things.
Dwight Schrute
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He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
Dwight Schrute
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I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.
Dwight Schrute
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I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s.. in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
Dwight Schrute
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
Robin Thicke
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
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I think Dwight loves being number two. I don't think he has any desire to be number one. He wants to be number two no matter where he goes. It's like Avis. 'We try harder.' That's Dwight.
Rainn Wilson
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Baby, come to me, cause I love you. Thinkin of you, ohh. Baby, come to me, gotta have you. You got it goin on, you turnin' me on. Baby, come to me.
Regina Belle
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Baby, remember all the things that we did when we slept together and the blue behind your eyelids. Baby, sweet baby.
Ruthie Foster
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Mass hallucination baby. I'll education baby. Want to reconnect with your elations. This is your station baby.
Pharrell Williams
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You know I'm head, head over heel for you baby. Oh, baby let me touch you. Let me feel you just one more time baby I know that love takes time but baby you're mine.
Regina Belle
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Ooooohh, baby. I can't get over you! Oh yea, baby. Mmmmmmm, Girl. What am I gonna do? Oooooooh, baby.
Kem
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