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Bart Simpson Columbus Quotes & Sayings
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Every ship that comes to America got its chart from Columbus.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Columbus found a world, and had no chart, save one that faith deciphered in the skies.
George Santayana
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You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.
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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Nancy Cartwright
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Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science.
Edmund Arthur Helps
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Columbus found a world, and had no chart, save one that faith deciphered in the skies.
George Santayana
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I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
Bart Simpson
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Bart Simpson
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This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.
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Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.
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Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.
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Columbus dreamed of an unknown shore, at the rim of a far-flung sky.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Bart Simpson
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
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All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
Jessica Simpson
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I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.
Bill Maher
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I'll put my progressive credentials up against anyone's.
Bart Stupak
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One of Brando's problems is that he can't have a conversation with anyone.
Peter Bart
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