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Being Liquor Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Ogden Nash
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
Unknown
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The best breakfast burrito are always in the back of liquor stores!
Spencer Pratt
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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift
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They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
Bud Abbott
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Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.
Frank Langella
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Standing on the porch, drinking liquor, drunk, smoking weed
Juicy J
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
W C Fields
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I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.
Billy Sunday
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She starts her new diet, of liquor and d..k, Just like Hollywood but laced in sick.
Bring Me The Horizon
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I think the whole worlds going insane, I fill my mind up with liquor and drink away the pain.
Mobb Deep
12 Likes
We will see that our new attitude toward liquor has been given to us without any thought or effort on our part. It just comes! That is the miracle of it.
William Griffith Wilson
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The horrid mystery hanging over us in this house gets into my head like liquor, and makes me wild.
Wilkie Collins
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George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.
John Kricfalusi
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I'm on this liquor oh so heavy fo we fu.. can you neck me. A little head and I am ready I want yo mouth give me that Becky.
Plies
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Standing at this liquor store, whiskey coming through my pores, feeling like I run this whole block.
Bruno Mars
58 Likes
I feel I'm strong enough to go to the club or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up cause I'm raising the bar.
Eminem
30 Likes
We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.
Buffalo Bill
1 Likes
I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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I keep a dance jus' to nice up the place. Me buy nuff liquor and red up dem face.
Gregory Isaacs
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