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Birth Signs Funny Ones Quotes & Sayings
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
John Parrott
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When I was born I was so shock I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
Unknown
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Sometimes, tears are signs of unspoken happiness and smiles are signs of silent pain.
Unknown
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
Unknown
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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I got my passport aplications sent back. Apparantly then question place of birth? Between my mother's legs isn't acceptable.
Unknown
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority on everything, your own expert on all topics, infallible, omniscient. Always, every time of the month, forever: Use birth control.
Chuck Palahniuk
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
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