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Blessed Girlfriend Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.
Orlando Bloom
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My ex left me for some balding, over-weight, less intelligent, less attractive, less financial secure person.
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I need a girl to be my FWB: Faithful Willing Bestfriend.
Raghib Clitso
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My girlfriend is mean to me most of the time; I still treat her nicely though because you don't bite the hand that feeds you sandwiches.
Unknown
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
Unknown
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
Unknown
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women.
Jon Hamm
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If I was you Id be seeing if I was ok. We had a problem you didnt call me the whole day. Your girlfriend picked up the phone and hung up on me. Who is she to do that, she dont even know me.
Ryan Leslie
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My girlfriend is the most beautiful female to ever walk the earths ground. from head to toe. Girl you are amazing to me.
Unknown
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A big pet peeve is when you have no intention in dating a girl and you treat them like a girlfriend. Leading someone on is not cool.
Unknown
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Shot through the heart, And youre to blame, Darlin, You give love a bad name.
Bon Jovi
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When your ex says, 'You will never find anyone like me.' Reply with, 'That's the point!'
Rakii Retondo
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If there's friends around, I'll cook. Or if I have a girlfriend. But on my own I kind of fell out of the habit of it, and it's a shame really because I know it's good for me. It's something quite the....utic.
Michael Fassbender
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I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.
Scott Foley
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A Real Girlfriend: Calls you for NOTHING , texts you alll the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, is over-protective, & LOVES YOU.
Unknown
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You know you are dumb when you cheat on your beautiful, faithful, loving, and caring girlfriend for a female who looks like baby Shrek.
Unknown
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Message to my ex: we are both beautiful & great people who just happened to bring out the ugly in one another at times.
Unknown
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My home is in London. My girlfriend is in L.A. and I have two nationalities, so I can be either here or there, so it doesnt really matter. Im ok with being kind of slightly nomadic.
Andrew Garfield
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