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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor
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Of three things the devil makes a salad: advocate's tongues, notaries' fingers, and a third that shall be nameless
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Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of life.
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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
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I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.
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There is no inevitable connection between Christianity and cynicism. Truth is not a salad, is it, that you must always dress it with vinegar?
William Morley Punshon
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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Babylon a use dem brain. True dem waan da ghetto youth dem fi go down the drain. Babylon a use dem brain. The mark of da beast the whole ah dem a proclaim.
Capleton
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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Family Guy
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The unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks deal is blatant false advertising. They stopped serving me after I spewed.
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the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad
Stephen Leacock
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
John Steinbeck
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My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.
Joan Rivers
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Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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You don't order an egg-salad sandwich at a Chinese restaurant. And you don't order the chicken piccata at Jerry's Deli.
Jon Cryer
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A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman; but a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist
Louis Nizer
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I went along doing the one-salad-a-night routine for a year. And I remember feeling so tired and depressed and irritable. I had no personal life. I was always flying someplace, weekends, holidays, vacations. Dinners at night were no fun because I couldn't eat.
Carol Alt
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